Soccer Demotivational Poster
SOCCER - It is not that Americans don't get it. We are just uncomfortable watching it.
TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU - Street Soccer Fighter II
SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head
BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.
VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments
ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered
WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.
1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE
OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!
BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?
AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -
CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.
PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!
SOCCER WORLD CUP - MIXED WITH KICKBOXING... IS EPIC ENOUGH
KICKING THE HABIT -
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
WINNING THE WORLD CUP -
ZERO G SOCCER - the only way to play
PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"
WALK IT OFF -
BOOM HEADSHOT -
- in Belgian
ARGENTINA VS. GERMANY -
BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?
SOCCER - In South America it’s not who wins the soccer match. It’s who wins the fight.
PULLING HAIR -
SORRY BOYS - Even I have to admit that was a smelly one
THE SCORE? - Kirkuk Sand Spiders - 3 Imperialist Pigs - 0
THE WORLD'S FIRST GAME OF SOCCER - was followed by the world's first foul
AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!
ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!
NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.
NARCOLEPSY - Strikes again!
THE POWER OF PRAYER - " Bloody hell here it comes " "What do I do again ??" " Oh, I don't know, I'll just pray for it to stop"
A KID'S SOCCER RULING -
JAPAN VS U.S.A - If a U.S women’s soccer team wins the world cup and nobody in America cares Did they even really win it?
BASEBALL - The Brits ruined it, then named it after an insect.
HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.
AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....
BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.
GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...
government marijuana conspiracy -
Sport chickens -
GREATEST MOMENT EVER - Greatness is something that is determined by the standards in which you play the game.Lower your standards, and the mediocre will seem extraordinary
WORLD CUP PASSION - For 90 minutes, your country can be the greatest in the World
ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -
HEADS UP -
SCOTTISH MUDBALL - THEY LOST THE PLOT... -
IN MEMORIAM -
AIR-WALKING - WHEN RUNNING IS JUST NOT ENOUGH
'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...
WHY HAVE JUST ONE -
HULK - Some people get inspiration differently
FOOSBALL - Much better with wild life..... (To soon?)
THE GREAT GAME. - KARMA...
ABOUT TO FAIL - Question is... Which one will fail the hardest!
SOCCER - The nutcracker's favorite game
SPORTSMANSHIP - It doesn't apply to soccer
FAILED - When your motifake's picture has nothing to do with its title, which doesn't have anything to do with its caption, which isn't even funny
NNNNA-NA-NA-NA-NNNNN - See the ball Be the ball Be your future
SOCCER - A Neck-Breaking Good Time!~~Snap. GGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!
SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.
california soccer field -
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