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Soccer Demotivational Poster

SOCCER - It is not that Americans don't get it. We are just uncomfortable watching it.

TAGS: soccer
Rating: 4.08/5

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abraaz - January 4, 2012, 5:44 am
You spelt "football" wrong.


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.18/5

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SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head

BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.

TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!

VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments

TAGS: vuvuzela soccer music noise
Rating: 3.81/5

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Swampfox - November 3, 2012, 11:50 pm
The composer has no sense of timing...
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:28 am
Theoretically, they can play the same intervals as a bugle. That's four notes.

ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered

WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.

TAGS: soccer p**** whining mongo
Rating: 4.15/5

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Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:12 pm
Sorry...just had to dig this up.
TheDude - April 6, 2010, 2:03 pm
you want it to be called football, stop crying like a b****

1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE

TAGS: soccer idiot
Rating: 3.67/5

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Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:33 pm
OH MY GOD! that's hilarious! 5L!

OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!

BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?

TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

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leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin b****!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!

CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.

Gooaaalllllllllll -

PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!

TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


TAGS: soccer worl cup kickboxing
Rating: 2.64/5

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almarpa - July 9, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah, really bad. The player frm Holland ended at the hospital.
Derek - July 9, 2010, 5:51 pm
Owwww nasty


TAGS: calendar soccer french celebration
Rating: 3.82/5

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Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:06 pm

truth gotta hurt...lolz

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

Soccer -


ZERO G SOCCER - the only way to play

PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"


TAGS: sports leg soccer
Rating: 2.95/5

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someguy222 - August 12, 2009, 4:41 pm
Its only a flesh wound walk it off ya p****
Z-Bob - April 30, 2009, 3:19 pm


TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.73/5

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yamam - August 22, 2009, 6:02 pm
only a newcastle player could have this occur to them and live haha!

- in Belgian



TAGS: world cup smash england soccer football
Rating: 4.3/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:57 pm
nothing new. we won two world wars! ... wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
Germany prevails!!!! *snicker
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:55 pm
Great match!
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:21 pm
i think a pork chops would be better....lol

BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?

TAGS: football is soccer
Rating: 4/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:31 pm
Isn't it sad that they had to put the name of their country on their flag.

SOCCER - In South America it’s not who wins the soccer match. It’s who wins the fight.

TAGS: sport fight soccer south america
Rating: 3.91/5

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forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:40 am
I like the cool dude with the reflective vest
440wakeup - June 23, 2011, 9:31 pm
Had 2 bomb ya....south amreica is known for collapsing soccer stadiums. England still has the best HOOLIGANS.....CFC!!...CFC!!..CFC!!


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...

SORRY BOYS - Even I have to admit that was a smelly one

TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.11/5

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THE SCORE? - Kirkuk Sand Spiders - 3 Imperialist Pigs - 0

TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.73/5

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THE WORLD'S FIRST GAME OF SOCCER - was followed by the world's first foul

AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!

TAGS: gun control girl soccer mom
Rating: 2/5
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 11:07 am
I noticed how the guy doesn't post his name on these lame a** adds. i don't have a problem with guns i love them! but when i go jogging i worry more about getting taken out by one of these trigger happy zealots than any crack-head.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Unfortunately, the "trash" is most likely your nearest and dearest.


TAGS: boys soccer big ref small uniform
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm
I thought we were not allowed to do tribute posters anymore... even for chompers.
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:30 pm

NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.

NARCOLEPSY - Strikes again!

TAGS: sleep time soccer
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:35 pm


THE POWER OF PRAYER - " Bloody hell here it comes " "What do I do again ??" " Oh, I don't know, I'll just pray for it to stop"

TAGS: soccer
Rating: 3.91/5

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JAPAN VS U.S.A - If a U.S women’s soccer team wins the world cup and nobody in America cares Did they even really win it?

TAGS: tree falls in soccer big
Rating: 3.59/5

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coldinjected - July 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
I cared enough to goole and oogle Hope Solo.
Airman - July 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
we cared.. for 90 minutes or so
mariand - July 18, 2011, 2:04 pm
obviously nobody care... so they didn't winn it

BASEBALL - The Brits ruined it, then named it after an insect.

TAGS: makes less sense than soccer
Rating: 3.33/5

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evora23 - December 18, 2011, 9:22 am
Considering Cricket was invented before America was founded.
NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:30 am
and rounders is pretty much a childs version of cricket
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 5:17 pm
He must be kidding, Baseball is really just a rip off of a British game called Rounders.
RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
Funny...but Cricket has a history by name going back to at least the mid-1500s. Baseball is a wee bit younger than that. Still...I thought it was funny! :):)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:29 pm
Is semi-funny. ...ish
Verdeckt - October 28, 2011, 7:19 pm
This is meant as a joke, right?

HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.

TAGS: football handball soccer sports
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - July 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
There is already a game called handball, but as for manliness... only women wear pads .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Yeah! way more manly than soccer.......1L. You Brits and your silliness.

AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....

BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.

GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...

TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

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Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...

government marijuana conspiracy -

Apparently -

denial -

TAGS: futbol soccer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 5:03 pm


Zombies -

TAGS: zombie soccer suarez cannibal monster
Rating: 4.83/5

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blesic - September 23, 2014, 1:17 am
I originally created it on politifake. But they didn't seem to understand it.
Silverheart - September 21, 2014, 4:21 pm

Anyone else notice the site tag mostly obscured by the Motifake logo, bottom left?

Sport chickens -

GREATEST MOMENT EVER - Greatness is something that is determined by the standards in which you play the game.Lower your standards, and the mediocre will seem extraordinary

WORLD CUP PASSION - For 90 minutes, your country can be the greatest in the World




TAGS: not soccer burka hijab calendar
Rating: 3.77/5

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forseti - April 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
d***... of course this was a reply to comment #217392 by Airman.
forseti - April 26, 2011, 3:40 pm
Well, it's available over here, but only by pay tv. I'll pay for ESPN in the future perhaps. But mainly because of the NHL games.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 2:56 pm
if the billionaires and the millionaires can't get over their greed pretty soon, then there will only be ONE football this year. I am surprised the NFL network isn't available to Europe via Dish or Cable
forseti - April 26, 2011, 1:27 pm
I really don't know how you mean this but I have an idea... Anyway, I love FOOTBALL but I really like football too. Unfortunately the ordinary networks don't broadcast NFL or other football games. We only see the Superbowl (Monday morning)...
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:50 pm
Indeed. I was cruising with the remote this weekend.. and discovered there is a Soccer Channel on Comcast! Riveting


TAGS: mud soccer
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 12:14 pm
Too hard to understand for Americans? What are you trying to say (about most motifakers) exactly?
forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:04 pm
perhaps too hard to understand for Americans?!? I like it very much! 5 Inter Mudlands ;)


TAGS: life time 1946 may soccer team legend great turin plane crash
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:03 pm

Imants - WTF? You trying to be an idiot or is it just come naturally to you?
Imants - January 3, 2010, 7:00 pm


'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...

TAGS: world cup 2010 australia socceroos soccer bad losers
Rating: 2.92/5

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hootizz - July 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Sorry.., I hear ya Mooooooooooooooooooo.., it is just a bit of 'Kiwi's vs's Aussies'..., the age old battle of superiority that rages on.., actually nothing to to do with Germany at all.., I will refrain from bringing it here...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 10:16 am
No one has Cared about what a German said since 1945....as I recall.....it was "I surrender" or "gee! this suicide pill tastes good"
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 10:05 am
In all fairness, Germans can say anything when their manager does this haha; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nDfJFIafY
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Really? You guys are gonna fight about this here?..............Grow up!
hootizz - July 19, 2010, 6:55 am
typical Australian come back...., at the end of the day, no matter which way you look at it Germany beat you good and proper........, now.., lets see how your wannabee's.., whoops, wallabies stack up against the 'All Blacks' next year...!! bring it on...
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:30 pm
how about we bring up the war. we were on the team that were better than you.
hootizz - June 17, 2010, 4:45 pm
hahaha...!!! poor wittle Aussies.., all hurty wurty and feeling saddy waddy that you lost your game against Germany.., wake up and smell the roses and accept the fact that they were better than you...!!


HULK - Some people get inspiration differently

TAGS: angry soccer
Rating: 2.82/5

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ardian - February 8, 2010, 7:39 am
hahahahahaa.... man*** cuy..

FOOSBALL - Much better with wild life..... (To soon?)



ABOUT TO FAIL - Question is... Which one will fail the hardest!

SOCCER - The nutcracker's favorite game

TAGS: soccer
Rating: 2.29/5

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SPORTSMANSHIP - It doesn't apply to soccer

FAILED - When your motifake's picture has nothing to do with its title, which doesn't have anything to do with its caption, which isn't even funny

TAGS: failed soccer motifake
Rating: 2/5

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Duh - June 14, 2008, 6:38 pm
"FAILED" ?!? Uhm, I think you mean "FAIL" (exclamation marks are optional). If you're using a cliche, at least get it right -- otherwise you appear to lack more than just creativity.

NNNNA-NA-NA-NA-NNNNN - See the ball Be the ball Be your future


SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.

Soccer -

TAGS: jesus christianity soccer religion redemption
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 11, 2016, 9:23 pm
Very funny. I guess that's Egypt 1 - Israel 0.
CloudchaserS - October 11, 2016, 4:30 am
Moses scored on the rebound
Pushkin - October 10, 2016, 11:58 pm
You are very welcome. I'm glad to help.
MissPriss - October 10, 2016, 11:05 am
Thanks for the 1st chuckle of my day :~)

Betting -

TAGS: hitler betting football soccer goal
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - October 28, 2016, 4:04 am
Nice, UP yours

california soccer field -

Hi honey! -

TAGS: soccer mom problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:12 am
Thanks, Cern! I wasn't sure how many would get it!
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 5:08 am
funny a 5er